Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Womens rights

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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