How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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knock, knock. come in.

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Anti Joke

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