whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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boobs

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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PSN IS UP

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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