Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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One, two, three, four and five

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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what sucks? things that suck

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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women's rights

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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