Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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haha

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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yeah..

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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