Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Tacos

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Hey Shea

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Knock knock, Come in...

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Justin Bieber.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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