what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Knock, Knock ...

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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