How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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