Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Xzibit

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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