There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

How do you make a car? You build it.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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