What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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american idol

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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