Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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your gay

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Black People.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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oooh look a banshee

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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women's rights

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Men's Rights

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Guess what? You just lost the game.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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