Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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João Duarte reads this.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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