Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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