Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Justin Bieber

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Anti Joke

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