josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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21 Ways to Annoy Everybody 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would. 4) Act like a hillbilly. Period. 5) Improvise Italian operas. 6) Gossip about someone to their face. 7) Answer every question with a question. 8) Repeat yourself constantly. 9) Act like a member of the opposite sex. 10) Repeat yourself constantly. 11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons. 12) Repeat yourself constantly. 13) Change what you repeat every now and then. 14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks. 15) Change what you repeat every now and then. 16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else. 17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries. 18) Change what you repeat every now and then. 19) One word: Caffeine. 20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar. 21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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