Trump will make America great again.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck replies, "whiskey". The bartender gives the duck the drink and the duck sips it quietly, knowing he is ruining his life. Meanwhile, two cows in a pasture look for some grass to eat.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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A scientists walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him, and asks him what he wants to drink. The scientist replies, "Just a coke, today. I'm driving."

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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boobs

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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