Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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21 Ways to Annoy Everybody 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would. 4) Act like a hillbilly. Period. 5) Improvise Italian operas. 6) Gossip about someone to their face. 7) Answer every question with a question. 8) Repeat yourself constantly. 9) Act like a member of the opposite sex. 10) Repeat yourself constantly. 11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons. 12) Repeat yourself constantly. 13) Change what you repeat every now and then. 14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks. 15) Change what you repeat every now and then. 16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else. 17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries. 18) Change what you repeat every now and then. 19) One word: Caffeine. 20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar. 21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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