I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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the WNBA

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Dumb

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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