Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Womens rights

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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