there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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How high is a Chinaman

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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