the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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