What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. the chances are the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. if the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Boner

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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KEVIN HART

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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