Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Two guys walk into a bar to get out of the rain and have a drink after a long day of work. The first guy orders a bottle of imported beer sits down and begins to drink. After waiting his turn the second guy also orders a bottle of imported beer but because he is Polish he does it incorrectly and awkwardly

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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