2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Justin

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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