Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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all your base are belong to mark

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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TIMMY

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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