- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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