- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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