What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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