Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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alert("The Game");

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69

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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Go away.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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