What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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whats really hot the sun

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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