What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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