A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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A man walks into a vagina

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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