Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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