Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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A train poops its pants.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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