whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Immigration Laws

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

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