What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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