I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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OIO

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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