Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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GooglePlus.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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