A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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