One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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