Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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dead battery come on down

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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