Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Bing

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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