Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

men

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

What do u call a cripple Biv

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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