Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Women's Rights.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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a man is running away

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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Okay, one second.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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