- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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