Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Womens Rights.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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