Your mom.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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i like men but im not gay

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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