why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Scientology.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Anti Joke

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