Penis.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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