- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

What did the man say to his doctor?

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Knock, knock. Come in.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Why? Why not?

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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