how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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jibby jobby

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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He walked in a bar

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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