- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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