What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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