Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Tilt your screen back

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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I would rape her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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A Banana wrote this...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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