why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why did the baby stop crying? Because he stopped breathing.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Q: What's grey and looks good on policemen? A: A stylish grey hat.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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