how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. Seeing a black pilot is not alarming. If their middle-eastern, however, you have more of a problem.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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