A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What what In the butt

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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