di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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What is Jason? Black.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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