- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

poop

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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