What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Women's Rights.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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Tommy got neutered.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Penis.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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