I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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