Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Tough crowd tonight...

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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