Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup? Because he wasn't a very good waiter.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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