Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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