Hey Shea

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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