Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Shea's sty....

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Hey Shea

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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