what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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mark is religion

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Women's rights

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*you're

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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