what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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No.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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