What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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