Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Penis

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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69, hahaha

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Potato salad

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Anti Joke

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