anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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hello anomonous

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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knock,knock you suck

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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