- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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