What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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