What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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