What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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women's rights

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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