What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Peas

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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boobs

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Anti Joke

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