I'm hungry.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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