What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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minorities.....

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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