- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

tim tebow is a great quarterback

If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

A seal walks into a club.

Abortion.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

I'm Spartacus

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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