what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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leon harney ya pikey

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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