What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Feminism.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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