Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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