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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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darude- sandstorm

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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VAGINA.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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c-? men, C-men

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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