Knock, Knock. Come in.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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