Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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why did the chicken cross the road

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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