What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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The Game.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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