What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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I have a really funny joke.

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Yeah right loser!

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Hi

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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