The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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general tso's broccoli

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Good to see you today!

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Poop

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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