What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How did the pig solve the Arab-Israeli Conflict? It didn't. It further exacerbated the problem. The Arab-Israeli Conflict is a multifaceted geopolitical quagmire based on long-simmering religious, ethnic and territorial tensions. A pig is too stupid to understand the root causes of the problem, let alone provide a viable solution. In retrospect, it seems ridiculous to have entrusted a pig with such an important diplomatic mission.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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Women's Rights

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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