A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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