Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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