Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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