Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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test test

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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