Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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