Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What is life? Paul.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

boobs.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

An boy with ADHD walks into a

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

kennah campion when she talks

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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