A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

minorities.....

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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