What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Fiats

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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shauns beautiful

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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kennah campion... being nice

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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