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  • Ramin Nazeri is a sweaty, hairy Indian.

  • There are some blind people who claim to be able to smell colors.

  • Whats red and doesn't smell like blue paint? Blood

  • Wow I cant believe those Boston marathon runners They were really dieing to cross that finish line

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  • You stole this from them youtube video, 'why did the chicken cross the road' by vsauce

  • Gay

  • whats red and smelss like blue paint? .... Blue waffle..

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  • i legit, just put this down in write your own without seeing this one. oops

  • What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening? Either none of you will get this or all of you will. Good luck!

  • What is blue and smells like red paint? Purp drank

  • Lol, really funny

  • Great jokes , master of the stars Thanks

  • funny joke

  • what 9 + 10? - who cares

  • What is red and smells like blue paint? Green paint, I lied about it being red.

  • what does the smell of blue paint varry from the sent of red paint?

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