Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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poo is yummy

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Why doesn't the vampire like garlic? You have to exist to like garlic.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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