What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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mikey is cute

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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