boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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World Of Warcraft

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What is a chair?

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Womans baksetball...

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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I'm Batman.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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