their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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