What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Anti Joke

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