- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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