What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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