- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

I tell an anti joke!.

what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Women's Rights

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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