Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Do you believe this will change?

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Anti Joke

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