Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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potatoes

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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