What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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