A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Women's rights.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? Invisible carrots.

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Anti Joke

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