A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? Learn to duck.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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