Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What is cowboy say

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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GINGER PEOPLE

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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