What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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