Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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apple pie.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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Queens Park rangers

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Anti Joke

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