What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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