How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Please don't shoot me

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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My tractor broke down.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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