whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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