Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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I meant to state that I threatened to kill him unless he refused to state that I broke his knees (and broke his wrists, I forgot to mention that too, such misery... ...Give a real man a chance here, its not every day I have to kill my mother... But you still wont hear me whining about it, asked my wife if she forgave me if I spent the rest of the day smirking, after all my mother "had visions" where my wife was Satan, which is fun, since I was also Satan the day I was born... Because my name is Nero... A NAME SHE GAVE ME! Still, not very dignifying getting the shit beat out that old hag because she was on some blend of angel dust, and still not so fun killing her by biting half her neck off... ...Literally not so fun, kinda fun? You bet, tasted disgusting, watching her choke to death was...Lets just say I have shared enough joy with you for one day.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Anti Joke

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