What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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a black man pays his child support

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Women's Rights.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Anti Joke

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