Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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you will like this because i am black.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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I Have a Black Friend

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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