Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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women rights

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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WHAT????

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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