I AM DISSAPOINTED

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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