whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Mark Wilson

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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