What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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turns out hitler was right... the jews are the cause of the problems in the world

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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eat a hot dog

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Oh, go away

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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