- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Hillary Clinton

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

A British man walks into a dental office.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why can't february march Because april may

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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