- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

European on my shoes, buddy.

What hurts like hell? HELL

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Knock Knock Come in

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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