Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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