Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Sam Hengal.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Make me famous

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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