Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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