What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Mitt Romney.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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