Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Haha, I get it..

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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