An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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EVERYBODY GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS SEE IF WE CAN TAKE OVER THE MOST LIKED JOKE.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Why does Beyonce sing, "To the Left, To the Left"? Because black people aint got no RIGHTS

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Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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