Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Santa isn't real

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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quantum physics?

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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my names jim haha

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