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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Women's rights.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Robert Mugabe.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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this is not a joke

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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poop is very very yummy.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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