A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? A family friend paying a visit.

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