Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Knock Knock.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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While driving at night, a man accidently runs down a young child. Devastated, he runs out of the car and begins to break down. He screams up at the sky "Why God? Why?". And God says nothing, because he's not real.

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