AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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It says so on your cap.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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