a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

yes i can connor, this is brett.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

good one jess !!

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

what do you call a black chef glendon

What is Jason? Black.

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

a. why? b. because I wanted

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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