Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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