Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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