Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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whats the capital of congo famine

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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9/11

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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