Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Pain Olympics.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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Anti Joke

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