- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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