silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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knock knock who's there? faith

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Sonic

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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roses are red poo is poo

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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what does rhinoceros and tomato have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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hi

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What is the difference between two little red cubes who are excactly the same in weight lengt colour etc. ??? One is actually a blue ball!

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