Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Badabing.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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whats black and large -me

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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Your mom is so fat...

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A black guy gets a job...

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Anti Joke

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