Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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