A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I have read and agree to terms of service.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

You know what sucks? Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

thumb_up thumb_down

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

thumb_up thumb_down +2

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

thumb_up thumb_down +5

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops