I am really good at math debating

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Justin Bieber

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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