- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Yo mama is so fat, when she went for a swim at the beach, she had a GREAT time.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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