Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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KEVIN HART

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Anti Joke

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