Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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