Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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i like turtles

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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