Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Haha pizza

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Agent 47.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Anti Joke

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