What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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