Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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heat!

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women rights

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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420

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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