How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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