God

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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George Bush.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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i killed my family

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Patrick is gay

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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