Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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The chicken crossed the road.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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