Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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You see how lame this is?

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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