- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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