A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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