Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Oh...okay, good.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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