Where are you going Your house

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Anti Joke

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