Who is big and stupid My brother

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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What do you call an arab ?

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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womans rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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knock knock. come in.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Anti Joke

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