what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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