- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Knock Knock.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Obama

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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