What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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