- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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