How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Gay rights

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Obama

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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