friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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