what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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2 black kids walk into school

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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