version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What what In the butt

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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