What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Mark Wilson

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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What black and has children A black man

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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