- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

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