An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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