Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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