What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Anti Joke

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