1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Come In!

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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