A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Anti Joke

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