rishi is gay (coventry england)

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a trick question: feminists can't change anything.

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Yo mama is so fat she died

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

I am quite mature.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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