What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What's a joke? Funny

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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