roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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