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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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