whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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