Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Sac

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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