You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Brad Fuller!

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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What just hit my face? The floor

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Poo LOL

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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