What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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