Dani Barton = Stupid

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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I like your hair

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