Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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