Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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who ever is reading this....

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Woman's rights.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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