A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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sexual intercourse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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