- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Vagina ass.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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