You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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women's rights

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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666

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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