Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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I can't think of a joke.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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You smell like shit

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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