- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

religion

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

ballsack

Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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