Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.

Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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