i was molested.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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asdf

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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I told you it would happen

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Test

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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