how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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