What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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asparagus

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock come in.

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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There are 500 bricks on an airplane. If you drop one out, how many are left? 499. There are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator. What are they? Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge. There are four steps to putting a deer in the fridge. What are they? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the deer in, close the fridge. The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals are there but one. Why is that? The deer is in the fridge. A woman wants to cross an alligator infested swamp. How does she do it? She crosses normally because the alligators are at the Lion King's party. She dies anyways. Why? She gets hit in the head with a brick.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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