If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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irish man drinking john smiths

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obama

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Beka has AIDS

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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385

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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