why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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pobody's nerfect

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Hellen keller

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Terry is at his job, when he drops his cookie on the floor. His coworker accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his coworker. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. Turns out Terry is black.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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