Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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