What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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