Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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