why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies. One is used in the sport of bowling, and the other is just a tragic, very saddening sight to see.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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My dad

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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