Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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