What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Logan's gay

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knock knock Come in.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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